A vote in the Promitor Election is a valuable thing. It means you have a say in the government for one of the THREE most successful commodity exchanges in the universe.
If you vote for me, Firu, then you will be using your vote to stand for something! What is that you ask? Well, like any good politicians, I stand for whatever you want me to stand for!
My ultimate campaign promise is this - no matter what I do as your future governor, I promise it will be done with the intentions to make the universe a more advanced and exciting setting for us all!
Thank you an-----
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