another contest will be about governors
3 best haikus will be rewarded with 150k, 100k and 50k AIC
will finish next Sunday
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Lord of a dead world.
Won’t somebody come join me?
Alone on my throne.
-MRF, governor of OT-113b
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He’s not our hero
He’s a silent guardian
A tax collector
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Pork barrel earmarks
Head honcho’s hat in the ring
Celestial bondman
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My ambitious plans
Scorned by ungrateful voters.
They want low taxes
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Oh, won’t you come vote?
I promise I won’t float
you all down the drain.
Incumbent / Nascent
Heavy Is The Head; / Am I Up To Task?
How Tired I Am. They Ask, / The People Call Me To Lead,
‘Wear The Crown Again!’ / ‘You Can End His Reign!’
I’ve been having some fun with a certain planet’s election, inspiring mine 
A core world; fertile
Who’s Nirces? Might I win…? Nope
At least I’m second!
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I can promise… 
Whoops!
Modern haiku theory says that English haiku doesn’t have to strictly stick to the 5-7-5 syllable structure. Shorter is better.
Eat production fees
Will you skim or subsidize?
Keep workers happy
More spreadsheets than most
More bases and ships to boast
Tax taker and host
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another contest is over
1st: Rannepear
2nd: Matrixmage
3rd: Delivererofdeath
Congratulations
Please contact me on Discord or in game
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