5th big haiku contest

topic of this contest will be Advanced High-G Seats
for next two weeks anyone can post haiku about it and then i will choose 5+ i like most and create public pool. and voting will take place over another two weeks
winner will receive FTL ship with large cargo bay. full list of components bellow
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pick up only on Hephaestus
additionally 200SF to get to Antares Station
and if winner have only FREE or BASIC account - 1 month licence key

As rockets ignite
The seat caresses my mind
Into dreamless sleep

High G maneuver.
So he says, “Here comes the juice.”
WHAT?! There’s none on board?

Sitting in my chair
Flying a billion dollars
Bored out of my mind

Boy, I can’t hold it!
She’s breaking up! She’s breaking…
.-.-.-.-.-.- G-LOC detected

Wanna go faster?
Shipping on the next level?
You need some padding!

Blood rushing to limbs
Ship thunder blasting my ears
Greyout a fair price

See Greyout - Wikipedia

Pricey chair deployed
My firm delivers faster
Just don’t mind the puke

  • Ficks_Dinkum
    As rockets ignite
    The seat caresses my mind
    Into dreamless sleep
  • Ogrebeef-Backkicker
    High G maneuver.
    So he says, “Here comes the juice.”
    WHAT?! There’s none on board?
  • Data-Redacted
    Sitting in my chair
    Flying a billion dollars
    Bored out of my mind
  • mottin
    Boy, I can’t hold it!
    She’s breaking up! She’s breaking…
    .-.-.-.-.-.- G-LOC detected
  • iBowl125
    Wanna go faster?
    Shipping on the next level?
    You need some padding!
  • Dominaria
    Blood rushing to limbs
    Ship thunder blasting my ears
    Greyout a fair price
  • dangerduck
    Pricey chair deployed
    My firm delivers faster
    Just don’t mind the puke

0 voters