43rd limerick contest

another contest will be about Copper
3 best limericks will be rewarded with 200k, 150k and 100k AIC
will finish next Sunday

My company mines lots of copper
It’s all set up nicely and proper
But my wife again
Will flirt with the men
And I am unable to stop her

My copper makes Budget Connectors.
With cheap insulation protectors.
There’s little to lose
So just bypass the fuse.
But don’t mess with the voltage selector.

Fresh copper may start with a sheen
But eventually starts to turn green
Way out here in space
With no O2 for your face
The orange luster can always be seen

another contest is over

1st: Ogrebeef-Backkicker
2nd: cubblakistan
3rd: Ficks_Dinkum