42nd limerick contest

another contest will be about Fermenter
3 best limericks will be rewarded with 200k, 150k and 100k AIC
will finish next Sunday

I’m proud of the brand new Fermenter
Which sits at my factory’s center
But my wife gets drunk
And grabs at men’s junk
And none of them try to prevent her


The yeast went down to the pool
The sugars there made him drool
He munched with glee
And poisoned some happy fool

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Whether their labors make AI or fuel.
A pint of grog will help them get through.
The days are so long.
When their whiskey is gone
They’ll make a rum punch out of you.

I wanted my settlers a bit boozy,
But not so much that they were too woozy,
Gave Kombucha a shot
But there’s already a lot
So now I make drinks for the choosy.

not many limericks, so im gona give second place to everyone.
pleas contact me in game or on discord