Prosperous Turnip returns to producing the best news in the universe!

Prosperous Turnip - Your source for the best, most accurate, and totally real news from the Prosperous Universe - made a triumphant return recently.

Our return article features our reason for ceasing publication!
Money Money Money - Jail

As a followup (since this editor is lazy), we also bring you information on Rwinner’s new dining environment for their workers!
Mixed Pioneer Opinions on New Dining Facilities


I missed the Turnip dearly! Glad it is back!

Glad to be back, and bringing you the best news from the universe again!