9th haiku contest

another contest will be about hydration timeout
3 best haikus will be rewarded with 150k, 100k and 50k AIC
will finish next Sunday

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Dehydrated meat,
Compressed for efficiency,
Like chewing leather.

Hydration timeout
Causing my game to lag out
So I will touch grass

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The first week was slow
Second week put me in flow
Now there is a glow

Players demand
Fully hydrated servers.
And so Molp drinks.

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Unquenchable thirst
Everyone is so salty
Hydration timeout

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Contracts unfulfilled
Has counterparty ill will?
Or server lag still?

Gibberish on screen
Pressing F5 until I bleed
A nap time it seems

I am so thirsty
I think I’ll take a break - wait.
Server wants its take.

The game needs to hydrate
I gave it a mountain dew
PrUn owes me a laptop now

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Sun-baked, we are parched
Slake my thirst oh great server
So sad. Stuck for now

H2O too low
Drinking Water deficit
PrUn and I collapse

I send my commands
My packets get lost in space.
Hydration timeout.

another contest is over

1st: SeaPear
2nd: jwest23
3rd: Emperyan


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